What every American household really needs is a robot pre-loaded with all sorts of puns and gags. Maybe it would get an update every week. It would follow us around and tell us jokes. Like, if it saw a baseball lying on the floor, it might say, “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.” Maybe it could do imitations, like if it saw George Bush on the TV.
With good programming, the JokeBot could change our lives. We might not need therapists anymore. Hell, we might not even need marijuana. Maybe it could be combined with the Roomba; maybe it would just pause for a moment to unload, before continuing its carpet-cleaning duties.
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